imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Can you tell I’m excited for Draeden!?
I can’t breathe (cause it’s true)!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
do u ever just want to punch the world in the face
But it’s not about race, right America?
Lets not ignore the gender element as well
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”