it was you.
"We’re walking down the street in New York and in New York the paparazzi guys sometimes ride around on bikes and they ride ahead of you and get to the end of the block and start snapping pics and they want to get you picking your nose or whatever.
"So I said to Bateman ‘Let’s have fun at their expense’ and just grabbed his hand. Which he was way too cool with. Sweaty palms, I’ll just say that. I feel like his internal monologue was ‘Finally…!’
"I wanted to make it look like we were just two guys out doing a little afternoon shopping in the Village, which is… actually what we were doing, so who’s the joke on…
"By the way, you can tell by the photo, I’m the top. Obvie." - [x]
TW: CHILD ABUSE
This is too important for me not to mention.
The book states: "Give 10 licks at a time, more if the child resists. Be careful about using it in front of others — even at church; nosy neighbors might call social workers."
This is literally a how-to manual on how to abuse and beat your children.
OH MY GOD. Okay stop scrolling and look at me. My mother actually used this book. I am a victim of this piece of literary evil, and let me tell you, it has left me with some seriously deep scars. It got to the point that my brother and I couldn’t even laugh. Laughter was considered “foolishness” and we would literally be struck ten times for it if she heard it. Let me reiterate that.
We could not enjoy ourselves or even be happy without being beaten.
One of the “Christian” cult families introduced this to her and yes, it is basically condoning serious child abuse. I actually personally believe in corporal punishment and let me tell you, THIS IS NOT CORPORAL PUNISHMENT. It is heavy abuse and it’s evil, evil, evil. I’m going to go sign that petition, and so help me, if you know of someone using this book, call Child Protective services immediately. The children of that cult family are now actually being rehabilitated because they grew up like robots. It’s a sick fucking book, okay? Sick. Let’s get this thing banned before it ruins anymore lives.
I am the way I am today because of this hideous thing. I cry every time someone even gently reprimands me. I’m afraid of cutting up in public because I think someone is going to hit me. Worst of all: It taught me to tolerate abuse, that I deserved abuse, and that if someone abused me, I was clearly in the wrong. I can’t possibly begin to tell you how dangerous it has been for me. Thanks to people around me who were raised right, I am only now starting to learn to stand up for myself and that, no, I am not an idiot who deserves verbal, physical, emotional, or mental abuse. I am not just a child who will forever be subject to her power-hungry mother.
Most of all… Children are not animals. And really, who the fuck even treats an animal like that??? Please, if you reblog one thing from me, please let it be this. I don’t want anyone else to go through what I did.
» Odin dies when Thor and Loki are at a very young age and they grow up with Frigga as their only parent. Like Odin, she teaches her boys that they are born to be kings, born to be equals, born to rule. Believing that they are at their best when they are together, she puts both Thor and Loki on the throne of Asgard.
I’M NOT CRYING THERE’S JUST A THRONE IN MY EYE
You can borrow Odin’s eyepatch. He doesn’t need it anymore.
Are we ever going to address the sick and twisted American tradition of decorating their front lawns with the dead corpses of innocent scarecrows?
I just wanted to say that… I’m sorry and, uh… I-I hope… that you know that I did what I had to do. You’re not a bad person. I know that. That’s all that matters. And, uh, I want you to know that I’m gonna be better from now on. I’m gonna help people. I’m gonna find out what happened to us down there. I don’t care how long it takes. I’m gonna get answers. I’m gonna do it for you, and I’m gonna do it for Steve. And… I just… I love you, man. I didn’t ever get a chance to tell you but I love you. And guess what. You made it. Whoo-hoo! Isn’t it beautiful? Goodbye, Andrew.
Superman as a Bazillion different forms of vision, and he still didn’t see that one coming.
“Wonder Woman whyyyyyyyyyy”
I LEAVE FOR THREE DAYS AND MY NEIGHBOUR BUYS A FUCKING GOAT AND IT WON’T SHUT UP ALL I HEAR IS “BAAAAA” PERIODICALLY!
goats are not known for being sheepish
I’m detecting some sass here, young lady.
what are you talking about? There is no way I am pulling the wool over your eyes with this
You should be sent to the punitentiary for that one
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE